Modern Thathuvams: 2

Recently, I got many modern thathuvams and reading few made me to laugh aloud. Below are few from the big list.

Modern Thathuvams: 1

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum, avarala oru kuralil thaanpaesa mudiyum!

Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan-nnu solla mudiyuma?

Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum , avana thuppakkikulla podamudiyathu.

Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottinavalikkuma? - Vazhukumae

School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam ... BloodTestla Bit addika mudiyuma?

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikkukudupangala?!

Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegelapadichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhusappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?

'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu,Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?

Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?

Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhupanna mudiyuma?

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaalapudunga mudiyuma ?Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?